Strange day
This morning started pleasant enough with very little traffic, quite unusual really, but I guess with the nice weather more people are biking or on vacation. I even got a primo parking spot at work. We’re near the end of the release so things are quite here, but this sunny day seems exceptional.
Now, by way of full disclosure, Kim, a lady who works with me on my team, has always been a bit unusual. I like unusual. Well, normally, but this morning Kim (who always gets in before me) was sitting in her chair chewing, somewhat ravenously I might add, on what looked like an entire leg of lamb or something. Maybe bigger than a lamb. Anyway, I just chalked it up to low iron as I know sometimes those of the fairer sex do suffer this deficiency now and then.
When I asked her if she was feeling ok she reacted in what could only be described as a ferile hissing cat! Poor thing she really didn’t look so well, all gaunt and pasty white. I don’t know why people let themselves get so run down.
Being the type to respect another’s privacy I just went on to my office to do some work. A little while later I went to ask Tod about something and was somewhat shocked to find Kim in his office nibbling on his neck! I think you all know me to be a pretty liberal person but really. First off, Tod is married, and second, well I didn’t think he was her type, and third my god this is an office people! So I did what every normal person would; I excused myself and quietly shut the door to give them some privacy. Tod looked to me somewhat pleadingly but I know its because he asked me to do some screen shots for our doc which I still haven’t gotten to yet. Geez get off my back already!